Almost Cut My Hair

Our theme this month is “Almost,” which is appropriate for February since it’s almost spring, but not really. Many of us are still covered in snow. So I thought a list might cheer us up.

  1. Almost cut my hair. Remember that one?
  2. Almost Human. Do you like this show?
  3. This almost fits—but not quite.
  4. I almost said what I was thinking—but thank God my lips refused to open.
  5. I’m almost finished—said the writer to her editor.
  6. I almost married him.
  7. We’re almost there—said the driver to the kid in the back seat.
  8. I was almost published by one of the Big Six—no wait, Five.
  9. Almost is never enough. Another song.
  10. Almost got hit driving home.
  11. This post almost made me laugh.

Got more additions?


Author: Theresa Crater

Award-winning author Theresa Crater brings ancient temples, lost civilizations and secret societies back to life in her visionary fiction. In The Star Family, a Gothic mansion holds a secret spiritual group and a 400-year-old ritual that must be completed to save the day. The shadow government search for ancient Atlantean weapons in the fabled Hall of Records in Under the Stone Paw and fight to control ancient crystals sunk beneath the sea in Beneath the Hallowed Hill. Other novels include School of Hard Knocks and God in a Box, both exploring women in historical context. Her short stories explore ancient myth brought into the present day. The most recent include “The Judgment of Osiris” and “Bringing the Waters.” Theresa has also published poetry and a baker’s dozen of literary criticism. Currently, she teaches meditation, as well as creative writing and British lit.

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